I Miss October Already

Lets be honest, is anybody really excited for November and Thanksgiving besides football fans? Sure the food is good, but everything surrounding it usually sucks...like family members you don't care for and the tedious amount of preparation needed for just one day. Everyone makes jokes about their aunts being kooky or having many cats, but in my case I actually have two of them.

I don't care for turkey unless its a day old on wheat with a hearty helping of Miracle Whip.  The only thing I like about November is Black Friday, even if I don't get what I want I love watching people rifle through bins to find the DVD or GPS device they only want because its cheap.

Thank You Sears Holding Company aka (Why Inernet Applications Suck)

For suggesting I ask for a job in automotive at a store that's closing, also I don't want to nor think I could drive 40 miles to the next store. Online applications for the Sears/K-Mart & PetSmart are dreadfully disenchanting and depressing. As if having to apply for low man on the totem pole at a major retail chain wasn't bad enough, why do they ask so many specific and repetitive questions?  How is one supposed to know if they should rat out fellow employees for being late or dickish. PetSmart is by far the worst, you have to set up an account and take what amounts an hour long psychological exam...apparently they fear that some psycho will snap the animals necks when no one is looking.

I need a damn job, why is it so hard nowadays just to apply?

Hello, Please Don't Hate Me!

I won't lie, I have virtually no experience in expressing myself in the written word other than a dozen or so songs and poems written during my freshman and sophomore years in high school. So forgive me if I come across as stilted, I was in the dark ages of communication/culture till 2006 when my house finally got high-speed internet and a now embarrassing hotmail address.

It's not who I am underneath, it's what I do that defines me....(yes I did quote Batman). Forgive me if I don't share many personal details. I'm a bit paranoid when using the internet, I suspect I have many enemies due to my numerous bans and humiliation. Two forums dedicated to a very popular 80's comedy franchise, a very well-known internet critic/reviewer and for no explicable reason a theme park/vacation site. Thus explaining the title of this blog, I'm essentially the scapegoat for far bigger problems.

Thanks for reading!